Consider yourself broken, America
Beyond psyched to appear in print South of the border! Turns out they’ve got bad roommates too.
Had been dreaming of writing this piece since university, but was waiting for old wounds to heal. They did, mostly, which is why I’m especially grateful to anyone who’s ever lived with me for letting this baby slide. Another big thanks to the fabulous ladies of BUST, my very favourite feminist magazine made ever awesomer via crafts, who were even so kind as to pop me in the contributors list.
Fun fact: I absolutely and unprofessionally inserted myself, beneath a mildly-clever pseudonym, into this piece. Damned if I’ll ever admit it, but double points if you can guess.