Good news, pervs!

Once a month, starting right now, I’ll be penning the Sex Files column over at The Sun.

It’s not sex advice—so hold your biting comments, smug ex-boyfriends—but rather a look at gender and relationship news. Like how to drop an L-bomb in style, ditch your dude in proper e-fashion, or if your boyfriend’s bad habits are leading you to madness.

That said, if I have a glass of wine or two, things might get a little sexy. Like how to sleep with your friends or what I really want for Christmas. Here’s my first time, and the rest will all go right here, so slide under the sheets and keep up. It will feel weird at first, but then good.