“Please call me Dolly!”

…not “Mrs. Parton” (can’t take me anywhere)

For this month’s Zoomer, your gal here got to deep dive into the Big Business of Dolly Parton. Long fabulous story short, Dolly Corp. is far bigger and way better (I’m talking morals and decency here, Parton for President) than you can even imagine. Check it out right here and get half as inspired as me, I dare you.