About to Pop! (Seriously though now)
Who me? I’m hardly even showing
Since denial now is futile, true story/this is happening (and I wrote about it just a bit while waiting, since that’s just how I do business, and was thematically inspired here too). In related news, am currently enjoying mat leave, afternoon naps and not working (quite as much if I can help it), so best to reach me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I’m trying to focus on the miracle of life, but for the right assignment/price can be easily distracted!